USC Experiment

It's been quite a busy week filling out all the necessary reports and forms for our latest experiment. On Saturday, the 30th of May, we did a psychological analysis of a focused group of EBRL specimens. Theses lab subjects, unknowing and therefore the perfect test subjects, were introduced to subliminal messaging and subsonic resonances filtered through the sound systems of a local gathering.

This local gathering, a yearly function known, appropriately, as the United States of Consciousness, was held for several hours from 8pm that evening until 4am the following morning. We had subdued a number of talented aural manipulators for the evening's experiment. These included the talented sonic mixologists under the guise of "The Crystal Method," and the band of distortionists known as "The Prodigy."

The experiment was a phenomenal success! However, I feel as though someone may have infiltrated our ranks and discovered our hardware just before The Prodigy began working. As such, their sound seemed to have been blaring out quite a bit louder and with less clarity due to our integrated hardware being removed in a rush.

Either way, the general sense of reality distortion was mild but clearly present. We have recorded the available data and will be working harder to enhance the abilities of our sonic-driven reality distortion device. All things come in good time.