EBRL Update

Three years we've been under strict communication blackout. The projects we've been undergoing are of the highest secrecy. I, personally, haven't seen unfiltered daylight or breathed fresh air in those three years. As much privacy and advancement the Puget Sound Hydrological Arcology permits us, the walls do feel like they're closing in after a while.

Today was a good day to surface. The sun was out, the air was warm, and the city had not succumb to anything on the apocalyptic-scale of change. It is nice when you're in a lock-in and nothing drastic changes when you come back. A bit of the familiar.

As for our projects, 2012 was an important year for us to complete them. For the most part they are all still under tight secrecy. So much so I cannot speak as to which departments they belong to. Accidents have happened, a few researchers have been lost, and breakthroughs have occurred. Science sometimes demands sacrifices but these men and women knew the risks. In the end, they will live on. I don't mean this in a spiritual sense. I mean that in a pure quantitative sense. Their brains have been backed up into our new Aren't you creative? so we can still No secrets here and in time utilize our More Along to HIGHLY TOP SECRET.

For now, this is all I can say. As the projects become declassified I will endeavor to post them up. It's been so long I'm not sure I remember how this simple blog system functions with use of a BZZZ BZZZ BZZZ.

Transdigital Freon Converter Laboratory #1

I am not pleased. That's an understatement. It seems as I was inspecting the TFC Lab and one of the larger cryo-chambers was activated. The one I happened to be standing in at the time. As such I've been frozen for the past 42 days and then had to undergo drug therapy and rehab for the past 48 hours. The entire TFC lab got a write up for that one.

I couldn't be too mad, however, as it did prove that our current cryo technology is advanced enough to sustain a human in suspended animation for at least a month. Although it's a different story when the test comes from the accidental preserving of the head researcher and administrator of the facility. I still have some stiffness in my joints but the caloric-induced joint lubrication medication has been working quite well.

As such, I have no current updates on laboratory operations or experiments, I have an absolute mountain of paperwork that needs to be processed and filed. If something interesting comes across my desk, I'll be sure to post it up.

Quiet Weekend

It's been a quite week here at the EBRL. Nothing terribly wild has occurred in any of the laboratories, none of the researchers have had a eureka moment yet, save the incident in the cafeteria yesterday but that was later discovered to just be a stray piece of eggplant Parmesan that had been dropped two weeks ago. As well, there have been no major breakdowns in equipment.

If anything, the arcology has been holding up surprisingly well. I'd wager the good weather has been favorable with the tides so the structure hasn't been tested and the power plants are producing adequate energy.

In all honesty, with the way the facility is usually in a state of hectic chaos, I am waiting for the steel-toed safety boot to drop. Security gets edgy when all is quiet as well, but I'm sure the weekend will relax most everyone. Only a select few who are undergoing time-sensitive projects or labs that require constant monitoring will be manned for the next three days.

I'm sure I'm being unjustly paranoid and it will be a safe weekend for all involved.

Or have I just doomed us all by saying that?

The EBRL

Welcome to the first notes entered for the Eisbaer Blitzkrieg Research Laboratory's lab notebook. Here we will be placing ideas, comments, research data, and continued notes concerning all aspects of the EBRL's work in various fields of research, study, and development. As such, everything presented herein is property of the EBRL and its lead researchers unless otherwise stated or quoted.

Please, take your time and enjoy. By all means, leave comments, questions, and inquiries in concerns to the EBRL, its researchers, or about the topics presented and we'll respond and field them to the best of our abilities.

Thank You,
Eisbaer Blitzkireg
Head Researcher